I think I died a long time ago.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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