I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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