Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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