People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
