Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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