Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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