this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize