Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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