Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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