So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Come on in and take your pants off
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