Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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