i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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