youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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