Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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