I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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