Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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