so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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