Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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