They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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