She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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