you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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