My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it hurts more in the daytime
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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