Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Randomize
