I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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