i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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