were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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