She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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