Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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