Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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