Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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