I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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