just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
home. puking in laundry basket.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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