Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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