New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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