the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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