I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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