Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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