he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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