your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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