I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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