It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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