this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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