gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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