That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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