id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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