think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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