I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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