i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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