May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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