I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We are all done wearing pants today
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
as a side note pls kill me
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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