Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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