Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
My breasts were aching with rage.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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