me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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